-== Granaboard quotes! ==-

[Nevan]

"The bible? Wait, that's a book about aliens..."-OCB

[Dreamer7000]

Hyper:
What does "I'd Hit It" means anyway?

Cav's first reply:
lol, i think it means he wants ta bang it...

Cav's second reply:
hump it, make babies, release the troops
unload his marines, fire the gun, leak the hose, knock on the door, rock da hay

Cav's third post:
inject the syrum, spring the trap, wrestle the snake, baste the turkey, pop the big pill, rub the oblong lamp

[Nevan]

Me: I don't want to be super Joe Sbar that does nothing but exercise, pimp, go online and play video games.
Joe: Hey, let's get this straight. I don't pimp very well/much, and I don't play video games that much anymore.
Me: Exercise/Go online then. That makes you look so much better.
Joe: Wow, when that's put in perspective, I really am a faggot.
Me: Glad to make your day.
Joe: That's what you're here for.

"I already know everything there is to know about the environment. You throw your garbage out your car window, and somebody else has to pick it up, creating a job and helping the economy."-Joe

[Dreamer7000]

I Love Pocky from "What are you doing?" thread:

Being awesome.

^^;;

[Nevan]

"Bush never went to school, he spent his whole life in a dog pound."-Cat

[Nevan]

"And if you had a dollar for every extra $20 you had, you'd have one hell of an algebraic equation."-Joe

"Happy birthday Mr. President."-Joe

[Dreamer7000]

Today on MSN:

Toms message:
roflmaowjmswasd

To percieve oneself is to ascertain one's negative attributes. To rectify these impurities, is to achieve perfection.s message:
they're abreviations, so we all know what hyper is conveying as he speaks incoherent jibberish

Toms message:
hehe, yep

Dreamer7000 AKA Hyper "If we were alone in this God-forsaken town, there'd be noone, noone to bring us down"s message:
wjmswasd??

To percieve oneself is to ascertain one's negative attributes. To rectify these impurities, is to achieve perfection.s message:
it's cool though, sodont worry hyper

To percieve oneself is to ascertain one's negative attributes. To rectify these impurities, is to achieve perfection.s message:
yeah what was that?

Toms message:
what? isnt it obvious what it means?

To percieve oneself is to ascertain one's negative attributes. To rectify these impurities, is to achieve perfection.s message:
erm....nooo...

Toms message:
rolling on the floor laughing my ass off whilst jabbing myself with a screwdriver

[Nevan]

"The thing is, these pirates feel justified playing Halo 2 since almost all of them have pre-ordered the title, they've handed over the money already. In this respect, its not so much stealing as temporarily borrowing, but its still immoral, and against Bungie's wishes. Not to mention, they're all missing out on the following benefits:

-Playing the game in English. Im sure the French version has the R trigger set to "Quit game" anyway"-Cat

[Nevan]

"Its by official confirmation from Microsoft, i give you the French Halo 2 control setup:

R Trigger - Quit game
L trigger - Wave white flag
Left analogue stick - Skip joyously in a direction
Right analogue stick - Doesnt function, they only need to look one way.
A button - Hop
B button - Slap
X button - Giggle
Y button - Giggle manically
White button - Wave
Black Button - Moon
Start button - Quit game
Back Button - Quit game

This control system has been revolutionised for the sequel after many complaints from French gamers regarding the original. Hopefully they can now play the game as they would in real life.

Note: To the French onlookers of this board, im very sorry if any offense was taken. I do realize that your version of Halo 2 will in fact also be omitting the "Slap" move, to be replaced by yet another "Quit game" button; i understand that these buttons are very important to you."-Cat

[Cataferal]

"Hey look! Its stopped raining! - oh wait, we're inside..." - OCB, as we were walking back from Japanese.